Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French."
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"|||and being blonde they definitely would know the smell 10/10|||ohh a goodn|||hahahaha!! very good! :-)|||lol nice|||funny|||wicked - didn't they then try the breath-freshener with the same name?|||Funny|||Very subtle... I like it!|||That is funny. I like this one better then the other one you just told.|||at last! a joke i havent heard b4, very good!|||no...soryy mate, didnt think that was funny at all, it was very weak.|||LOL|||OW! (But a very funny joke)|||ngerk...soo corny|||not really, a bit silly ...|||Ha ha. Very funny!|||good 1 lmao 10/10|||Funny, thanks.|||Yep,
However, come on, easily offended people may not and some may not even get it / or any of...
Cheers|||um ew yahh do you not have friends to tell these pervy jokes too.....
haha no offense.. EW
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